No drunk 'phants, O.J. flies high, Amy cries, Victoria blogs

Today's Dirty Laundry

We scour the Web for the latest dirt. So you don't have to.

Paris doesn't really want to help drunken elephants!

O.J. has a captive audience. Where are the darn parachutes when you really need them?

Nobody likes Amy Winehouse's boyfriend! Boo-hoo!

Posh and the Spicettes will probably wear Cavalli at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show tonight! Or so it says on Posh's blog. Do you care? Me neither.

Photo Credits: The Spice Girls, not in Cavalli.
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