Brittany breaks Hollywood rule, marries writer!
Brittany Murphy may have brown hair now. But she married as if she were a true Hollywood blonde, eloping with...the screenwriter.
Here's the chap she wed last spring. His name is Simon Monjack and his sole screenwriting credit on IMDb.com is "Factory Girl." Here's WHAT one (clearly disgruntled) ex-girlfriend had to say about him.
I'm sure this guy is a prince but watching Britt suck his sweaty face at the MOTO 9 event last night was enough to make me lose my sushi lunch. Seriously, the dude's got a comb-over! AND he's eating ice cream on a stick. Gross!
Brittany, Brittany, Brittany. And to think you could have signed on to become Mrs.Tom Cruise. I heard rumors your name was at the top of his wish list back in the BK (Before Katie) days.
Photo Credits: WireImage


Simon Monjack is a well-known con artist...he duped BM to get a green card. He owes too many people money in London to return there...he has never even paid child support for his daughter there...he is the ultimate parasite. He will wind up in jail where he belongs.
Posted by: MICk | December 03, 2007 at 04:33 PM
Ok is anyone else disturbed by the fact that Simon's head looks HUGE compared to Brittany's? O_O
Posted by: Mel | March 20, 2008 at 05:11 PM