Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Nov. 20, 1959
Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Nov. 19, 1959
Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Nov. 18, 1959
Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Nov, 17, 1959
Poet in the Poky Has Samson Sort of Woes Jerry Baker, the promising young coffee-house poet, appeared in my office yesterday afternoon, shortly after being released from Lincoln Heights jail.He sat down, gazed fondly at an open pack of cigarettes on my desk, and informed me, "You smoke my brand." I offered him one. He took it, thanking me. "I'm here," he said, "because I'm told you're a fair man. You have a good reputation. You come very highly recommended." Borrowing a match, he lit his cigarette. "In fact," he continued, "not one, but two of my cellmates recommended you as the man to see." "About what?" I asked. Baker frowned. "About my hair, but I'm getting to that. I hitchhiked here, you see. I made money by reading my poetry in coffee houses along the way. Cleveland, Houston. I'm from Brooklyn. That's in New York." "I'm from back East myself," I told him. "I've heard of it." "Good," he replied. "Now, last Wednesday I was hitchhiking on Sunset on my way to the Unicorn. I had my wood flute and my poetry with me, when the two policemen came along in a patrol car. "At first, I thought they were going to let me go because I only had one foot in the street. The other foot was legal. On the sidewalk. But they ran a make on me and discovered there was this warrant out from the last time I was here. A year and a half ago. For hitchhiking on the freeway. "So," Baker shrugged, "they arrested me. It was all fair and legal. They were very nice about it. They even asked me to recite some of my poems, but I didn't because -- you know, they bugged me. "Later on, " he added, "I did play a few notes on my flute for the jailer. Anyway, it was $25 or five days, and not having the $25, I took the five days." "You mentioned," I interrupted, "something about your hair." "Yes," he sighed. "Look at it." It was sort of a dark blond, trimly out, parted on the left. "I see it," I said. Baker jumped to his feet. "No you don't!" he shouted. "They cut it off this morning. All the hair I'd been growing since June. "And for good measure," he added, collapsing back into his chair, "they stole my goatee." "Who?" I demanded. "Who did?" "Who else?" he cried: "The cops. At five o'clock this morning, this cop grabbed me out of my cell and said, 'We're going to the barbershop, sonny.' "I said, 'No. I want my hair. You can't have it.' "When we got to the barbershop, I grabbed the door and wouldn't let go, so he got me in an arm lock. I kept protesting. I guess I tore his shirt, so he bounced my head on the floor." Having to relive the experience obviously was an ordeal for the poet. He grabbed another one of my cigarettes. "This policeman put me in the barber chair," he continued, "and the barber told me, 'Sit still and I'll give you a nice, clean haircut. You wiggle and I ain't guaranteeing nothing.' "I sat still and let them violate every civil right I was born with. When the barber finished, the policeman told him, 'The goatee. That goes, too.' And it did." I Got a Naked Chin Baker stood up again. "It was my personality," he sighed. "They took my whole personality. I'd be ashamed to go into a coffee house now. I'd feel self-conscious." "What are you going to do now?" I asked. "What can I do?" he snapped. "Nothing! Until I grow my hair back. "Then," he added, "I'm going to blow this town. You know? It bugs me." |
Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Nov. 16, 1959
Voices – Evelyn Rudie
| Above, Evelyn Rudie, 9, who played Eloise on TV, makes the front page of the Mirror with a story about vanishing from home to go see Mamie Eisenhower. |
| Paul Coates’ Nov. 10, 1959, column (“Evelyn Is a Real Old Hand at Drum Beating”) brought a response from Rudie, who is now co-artistic director at the Santa Monica Playhouse:
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Paul V. Coates – Confidential File, Nov. 14, 1959
"Dear Mr. Coates:"Humorous though your column about taking your wife with you to Japan was, I just wanted you to know that it did the hearts of many women good to have you come right out and say you are glad your American wife is as she is, and not the servile Oriental type. "We get so much silly drivel these days by men who want all the good things this modern world offers, yet evidently want wives of a bygone era, those 'dedicated to the needs of men.' "Thank goodness the best and smartest young men recognize there is much more to life and to marriage than simply having a woman to wait upon them. "Good for you. You're a fine writer. It was good to see a man write an honest column like that." (signed) Ruth King, Los Angeles. -That was no man. That was my wife. :: "It too follows in the field of comedy -- a microscopic boundary between the humorist as opposed to the ham hock. But Tom Lehrer is a wit one cannot serve on rye. "He is the master of the absurd, and the caustic. At gatherings, he usually is referred to in chic conversation as the 'Elvis Presley of the Avante Garde,' and just as handsome. "Certainly no sideburns, but a faint Listerine scent about him that makes him wonderful to be near. "And Tom Lehrer is all man -- never swears, always tells the truth. "Quite a strange phenomenon for a gentleman in the theater, one must admit. "Tom Lehrer and I first met through his record. He recorded satirical ditties while teaching at Harvard. Purpose of this was to make a little pin money to buy gas for his car. "I wore the grooves out in learning by heart his 'Masochism Tango,' 'When You Are Old and Gray' and the lifting 'Poisoning in the Park' -- and sang them constantly in the shower. "Seven years later, we met. "I told Tom my feelings and he understood -- for 200,000 other girls had worn out their records, too. "Having a competitive spirit, I decided to woo him. "One day, we spoke of marriage. "Tom told me with kindness that it was out of the question, for we weren't compatible . . . " (signed) Audrey P. Franklyn, Public Relations, Hollywood. --Those Listerine-users! They turn their nose up at everything. :: (Press Release) "Sen. John F. Kennedy is a man with an enormous head and a small body. "At least, that's the way Kennedy's pretty wife, Jacqueline, says he would appear if she were drawing a picture of him. " 'He's much more serious than I thought he was before I married him,' says Mrs. Kennedy in an article in the current Look magazine. " 'He looks young,' she adds, 'but he's never been a boy. After I got to know him, I went out and took a course in American history.' " (signed) Public Relations Dept., Look Magazine, New York. -Nothing wrong with his head, Mrs. Kennedy. Give him a decent haircut and he'd look like the rest of us. |
"Mr. Paul Coates, dear friend: