Singer Pleads Not Guilty to Soliciting

Akron has remote-control dachshunds -- “a zany plaything.”

Johnnie Ray says he just invited a friendly undercover officer up to his room for a nightcap. Nothing indecent about that. Mr. Flynn, would you like gold plating on that nude statue of your “protege?”

Three of bookstores accused of selling obscene materials are in the 500 block of South Main. The Fiat Bianchina ($9747.94 USD 2008) gets 40 mpg  and has a heater! “I could have a baby now, but I prefer to wait until I’m 100,” says Dr. Barbara Moore.

Brigitte Bardot in “A Woman Like Satan.” Free Bardot hairstyles and makeup to the first 25 women who attend the showing at the Iris Theatre matinee!!

Ernie Bushmiller -- An early influence on Bill Watterson?  Is Sid Gillman leaving the Rams? And who might take his place?

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[James Curtis]

According to Wikipedia, Dr. Barbara Moore lived to be 73. By compaison, Sidney Greenstreet, who probably never walked 110 miles in his life, lived to be 74.