Matt Weinstock, June 5, 1959
June 5, 2009 | 4:00 pm
Passing the WritAs every sane motorist knows, the best thing is to obey the law. Don't run any red lights. Stop for pedestrians. Don't go too fast or too slow. Make boulevard stops. Especially now. The law is bearing down from all sides.
But some people are bad drivers or careless or inconsiderate or unlucky and they get jammed up.
Consider the case of a man, one of 4,700, who recently received notice from the Motor Vehicle Department that his driving license has been suspended for 90 days.
He drives 28,000 miles a year on his job. In the last 18 years of driving in California he has had no 502s, no reckless-driving charges and only one speeding ticket in the last three years (60 in a 40 mph zone in Claremont, which he says was a speed trap).
HE HAS NEVER had his insurance canceled. He has always been covered under the financial responsibility law.
He believes the MVD's widely publicized campaign to revoke licenses is a good one. However, he considers his punishment unduly harsh and he had a writ of mandate drawn up to file in Superior Court.
Before filing it, he is required by law to serve Robert McCarthy, MVD director in Sacramento. This he did according to legal procedure by sending a copy of the writ to the sheriff with a blank signed check to cover costs.
The writ was returned to him a few days ago and he dutifully took it to the county clerk's office to file. He was not allowed to file it because it had not been served personally on McCarthy but on his secretary. Now he must make out a new writ and start over.
Somehow he has the feeling that he is getting the runaround.
NOT LONG AGO Ed Dowd innocently asked his class at Montebello High to use the words synonymous" and "bemoaning" in sentences. Among the examples were these headshakers:
"The lady gave birth to synonymous twins."
"The man looked out of the window, and, although it was still dark, he knew it would soon bemoaning."
Don't look now!
(It's too much fun"
We're up in orbit
'Found the sun!
- RAY SOUTHWORTH
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