Sandra Bullock Watch: Is Jesse James' gal pal a Nazi lover?
I know I could be writing about far more important things, like why Jon Voight of all people is calling upon all "freedom loving" Americans to rally in Washington against the Democrats' healthcare legislation, saying it "will destroy America." Or I could be begging you to read my colleague Mary McNamara's wonderfully cheeky review of "Big Life," Kirstie Alley's new reality show, the review that opens with this irresistible lead: "Dear Kirstie Alley: Look, I'm fat too. Maybe not as fat as you, but still ...."
But no. I'm still peeved to the max about Jesse James, Sandra Bullock's loser husband, who it now turns out not only cheated on America's Oscar-winning sweetheart, but with a woman who -- as TMZ has revealed -- likes to dress up in Nazi cheesecake regalia. Friends of stripper-model Michelle McGee are now telling TMZ that she's not a white supremacist -- she just enjoys fetish modeling, as if that made the whole affair any less revolting. While I acknowledge that this may not exactly be in the spirit of Passover, I'm kinda hoping that James' Cisco Burger restaurant gets cited by the health department and he runs over his own foot with one of his custom choppers.
Actually, Danielle Berrin, who writes the Hollywood Jew blog, put it best when she said: "Tell me, where are the Inglourious Basterds when you need them?"
Photo: Jesse James. Credit: Spencer Weiner / Los Angeles Times