Guess who's ready to give Kanye West a nice big black eye?

Now that everyone from Pink to President Obama has weighed in on Kanye West's humiliating upstaging of Taylor Swift on Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, who's stepping forward for the final word on the subject? Why, it's my favorite arbiter of class, taste and moral leadership, Curtis (50 Cent) Jackson, who showed up on "Much on Demand" to offer his own version of gentle persuasion. What Kanye did was bad, says 50 Cent. In fact, "I wish he would try to come and take one of my awards. I could black his eye--and in front of everybody!"

See 50 Cent preaching the gospel for yourself: