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The Oscars: Not exactly an enchanted evening

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I guess reinventing the Oscars is harder than it looks.

The academy gave the gig this year to producers Larry Mark and Bill Condon, two classy industry veterans who've been involved with all sorts of admirable films over the years. But after watching this year's Hugh Jackman-hosted awards, which were undermined by a pair of lackluster Jackman musical numbers, nearly three hours of earnestly dull, emotion-free acceptance speeches (of course excepting Kate Winslet, who's apparently been overflowing with emotion for the entire awards season) and hardly any surprises, I'm beginning to believe that saving the Oscars is a job for Iron Man or Hancock, a kick-ass superhero with the kind of unassailable powers that would allow them to radically overhaul what has become the year's stodgiest awardsfest.

From Jackman's strangely self-conscious low-rent opening musical number to Ben Stiller's very inside-the-Beltway spoof of Joaquin Phoenix's recent appearance on David Letterman's late-night show, the awards had a tone problem--they tried to be something for everyone, coming off like a movie script that had its edginess and guts airbrushed out by too many studio notes. It was hard to find any focused narrative for the awards, which were busy veering wildly from making fun of serious movies (mocking "The Reader," for example) to being entirely too reverential about the past, treating a banal montage of supporting actress "thank you" speeches as if they were lost outtakes from "Citizen Kane."

It's hard to blame the producers for some of the problems. It certainly wasn't their fault that "Slumdog Millionaire" swept the evening, robbing the proceedings of any real suspense--you know you've got a drama deficit when the biggest upset of the night came in the foreign language film category. New ideas were attempted but not always executed with success. It was a treat to see Queen Latifah crooning and Sophia Loren paying tribute to Meryl Streep. My 10-year-old son was especially impressed that all his favorite movies were represented in a nicely edited action film montage, although it reminded us only of how cloistered the Oscars have become, since virtually none of the films in the montage were nominated for any major awards (and the visual effects Oscar went to "Benjamin Button," the one non-action film in the bunch.

It also wasn't the producer's fault that the much antipated Judd Apatow comedy sketch, which featured his "Pineapple Express" costars, was so hit and miss that the best line in the whole bit came from Polish cinematographer Janus Kaminski, who waved his Oscars and, with perfect timing, apologized by saying, "They made me do it, Mr. Spielberg, [work is] really slow in town."

But you'd have to say that Jackman was a bust. The idea of having a song and dance man instead of a traditional comedian seemed like a step in the right direction. But Jackman never radiated any real heat. His shortcomings were especially obvious when Will Smith, someone with real star power, showed up to give out a bunch of technical awards. You wanted Will to stick around--he had real presence. Jackman disappeared for so many big chunks of the evening that I found myself shouting at the TV: "Who kidnapped Hugh Jackman?" (Of course, I also found myself shouting: "What does Philip Seymour Hoffman have on his head?)

I find it hard to quibble with anything "Slumdog" director Danny Boyle might have to say after making last year's most wonderful movie, but when he announced on stage that the show felt "bloody wonderful in the room," those of us at home, on the couch, begged to differ. After all, the Kodak Theatre crowd gave six standing ovations during the course of the evening, including one for Jackman just for showing up, but back at home, we were mostly sitting on our hands. Even Jerry Lewis, who was expected to bring some loose-cannon fireworks to the evening, was surprisingly restrained, giving a very pro-forma acceptance speech for his Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award. And where was Jack Nicholson--at a Lakers game?

Jackman was supposed to earn his stripes with a knock-'em dead musical extravaganza created by Baz Luhrmann. But the much-vaunted, Busby Berkeley-style number felt like most of the rest of the show--awkward, listless and underwhelming, the opposite of what Luhrmann brought to his great Oscar-nominated film, "Moulin Rouge." It hardly felt like a surprise to see Jackman trading licks with Beyonce, who (memo to the academy) has been wildly overexposed lately, showing up everywhere, including at the inaugural ball.

What the awards sorely lacked--with rare exception--were the wonderful unexpected, unrehearsed moments that make live TV worth watching, one of the rare exceptions being Boyle's Tigger-like pogo bounce after he arrived to accept his director award. It was a joyous burst of spontaneity in an otherwise over-scripted evening that made Hollywood's oldest award show feel even older and more in need of reinvention than ever. 

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Mr. Goldstein is quite correct: Remaking the Oscars is evidentally a monumental task. So why try? I thought last night's show was mostly dreadful. Hugh Jackman is terrific and gave his all as host, and he should be given an encore. But why try to be something "different" when all you really are is an awards show? People dressed up, marching up on stage to receive a trophy. A few song-and-dance numbers here and there, and let's go home (or in my case, asleep). As Mr. Goldstein alluded, there was little spontaniety last night. Well, you can't script spontaniety, so just let the winners come up on stage and let them improvise whatever they do. And NEVER grant Judd Aptow and his troupe Kodak Theatre access again. Never...

I have to disagree. The show was far from perfect; the aforementioned Busby Berkeley-style number should not have taken up the time that could've been given to the performers of all the Oscar-nominated songs, for example, but I liked Hugh. It was odd that he was gone for so long, but I liked the opening number and its reference to comic book movies not getting any love and the overall format was definitely an improvement over previous years. Those who could care less about post production and screenwriting (blasphemy for all of us in the industry) can now understand a bit of the reason for all the fuss.

Sure, Jerry Lewis could've ripped the Academy for not rewarding him sooner, which is something he alluded to wanting to do previous to the show, but he likely felt it inappropriate to do so as he was being recognized for humanitarian efforts, unlike Bill Maher who not only plugged his movie, but continued to mock religion at the most inappropriate time.

Goldstein is way too jaded. I have watched the Oscars for 55 years and found this to be the most entertaining show in every way. Lighten up!

Geez, Patrick, don't complain about Hugh Jackman's absence during the broadcast when you complain about all the times he was there and performing. I liked the show, for the musical numbers, the very attractive set, and most of all for Jackman's singing, dancing and emceeing a mostly enjoyable production.

Agree with all of your comments, but with one glaring omission. Having past oscar winners come out and say wonderful things about the nominees had all the sincerity of bad reality TV. It was smug, pretentious, self=serving, masturbatory....well, you get the idea. What we wanted to see was clips from the performances.

you're high.

Patrick --I could not disagree with you more. As someone who has covered the Oscars red carpet and backstage at 9 recent shows (and watched the complete telecast later,) I thought this was by far the best Oscarcast in years. I think Hugh Jackman did an excellent job --he worked at it, was bright and energetic and the big production numbers worked. We can never do anything about the acceptance speeches --that's up to the winners. Get some sleep. Your review shows you're the one who's run down and tired.

Totally off the mark, in my opinion. We've had 10 people over the watch the awards, as we do every year, and EVERYONE commented on how the new format was fantastic. Hugh Jackman was incredible, all the changes were great, it felt intimate, rapidly moving, the cut all the boring stuff, great angles, and somehow very appropriate for 2009. Best show and production that i can remember from years of watching this show...

Did the reporter and I watch the same show? Jackman's hosting approach was refreshing and very entertaining. Granted, a 3 1/2 hour show will have some less-than-stellar (or is it Stiller?) moments, but I salute the producers for a terrific show.

Last night I told my 19 year-old son how great the Academy Awards used to be with Bob Hope as m.c. and he said, "Who's Bob Hope?"...a crushing blow to my heart. Most of today's movies rely three things: special-effects action, sex, violence. Today's actors, unable to access those three items on a live television show, tend to fall flat. Are they really actors in the sense of being artists? Perhaps some of them are but those of yesteryear were also entertainers who could sing, dance and, most importantly, think on their feet. And then there's that undefineable touch of class and mystery that surrounded the old stars but is nearly impossible to achieve with today's tabloids showing close-ups of star cellulite and stars themselves behaving as anything but. Leno has class and Angelina is trying to bring it back. Let's hope it catches on.

 
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