Is Akon ever coming on?
Location: Harry O's, Park City, Utah
Event: Some Akon thing
Sheigh (shouting): How is all of Long Island in here?
Jevon (projecting): O.C. too.
S: Outlying O.C.? Inland Empire, let me hear you scream: Sundance, Sundance, Sundance.
J: If you like Carl's Jr., make some noise!
Random extreme sports guy: Hey, I do extreme sports. What do you do?
S: As in, para-gliding? B.A.S.E. jumping?
RESG: I snowboard. As long as I can keep my teeth and my toes on without having to meet up with paramedic, it's all cool.
S: Why are you at the festival?
RESG: I want to act.
J&S escape out back door and run through slush to make the last bus back to the Yarrow.
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