Is Akon ever coming on?

Location: Harry O's, Park City, Utah
Event: Some Akon thing

Sheigh (shouting): How is all of Long Island in here?

Jevon (projecting): O.C. too.

S: Outlying O.C.? Inland Empire, let me hear you scream: Sundance, Sundance, Sundance.

J: If you like Carl's Jr., make some noise!

Random extreme sports guy: Hey, I do extreme sports. What do you do?

S: As in, para-gliding? B.A.S.E. jumping?

RESG: I snowboard. As long as I can keep my teeth and my toes on without having to meet up with paramedic, it's all cool.

S: Why are you at the festival?

RESG: I want to act.

J&S escape out back door and run through slush to make the last bus back to the Yarrow.

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