Shaquille O'Neal's 5-foot-2 girlfriend carries him [Video]
How much manpower does it take to lift 7-foot-1, 325-pound Shaquille O'Neal?
Before you think that was a trick question and the answer is a fork lift, watch the video above in which O'Neal's 5-foot-2 girlfriend, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, carries the behemoth across Jimmy Kimmel's stage while wearing what appears to be four-inch high heels.
She hobbles about six steps, looking like a tick carrying an elephant, then she topples over.
Considering that many huge NBA players weren't able move O'Neal out of the key, it's pretty remarkable that this tiny woman was able to transport him as far as she did.
-- Melissa Rohlin