New year's resolutions the sports world should make
Here's a list of resolutions that athletes and sports figures should be making:
Donald Sterling: I will cheer for my players this season.
Ndamukong Suh: I will seek therapy for my stomping problem.
Kobe Bryant: I realize I'm not a cheetah. I'll try to stop growling.
Frank McCourt: I will leave L.A.
Dwight Howard: I will come to L.A.
David Stern: I will see a therapist about my blatant and uncontrollable hatred of L.A.
Andrew Bynum: I understand that having to duck under doorways does not count as being handicapped and will no longer park any of my 13 cars in blue-colored spaces.
Blake Griffin: From my hands and knees I will jump over a monster truck during this year's dunk competition.
DeAndre Jordan: I will become a better free throw shooter than Shaq.
Tim Tebow: God, I know you're a busy guy. I'll limit my conversations with you to once a day.
-- Melissa Rohlin
Photo: Kobe Bryant. Credit: Mark J. Terrill / Associated Press