Making sense of Shaquille O'Neal's most recent tweet

Shaquille O'Neal's most recent tweet says: "daaaang everyone is tryn to lose weight and look good. u could train wit my people n keep ur new years shaqalution."

What in the world is the Big Fella trying to say?

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--Melissa Rohlin