Those of us stiffs in the media would probably give the nod for 'most interesting postgame news conference by a Southland coach' to USC women's basketball skipper Michael Cooper, seeing how he opened his conference by directing an expletive at UCLA after beating the Bruins in January.
Here's a sampling from Friday:
How do you motivate your team?
"I threaten them."
"No, I think the motivation is, we start by trying to establish them having self-discipline, and we do that in a variety of ways," she said.
She then went on to say that in practice, she makes her players run their own practices, break down their own film, create their own scouting reports, come up with their drill work and "create their own energy."
It seems to work. The Bruins are 23-7 this season.
"There's times, though," she said, "I'll be honest, I do, I threaten them and put them on the line and hold them accountable. There's winners and losers in all drill work, so if you lose, you're penalized, you run. So they really get after it to try to win."
That all seemed pretty normal, the threatening for them to run and whatnot.
And then she said this:
"Dodgeball helps too."
"No, we play dodgeball. We really do. Try it. When they know dodgeball is coming after practice, practice picks up, so that's a little motivation for them."
Then a media relations representative from the Pac-10 chimed in:
"And on that note, we'll wrap it up. Thank you."
-- Baxter Holmes