Manny Ramirez talks to the world -- about baseball only please

Manny Ramirez's first official press conference was just televised on ESPNews (thank you to the only outlet that gave it to us live) and here's the gist of what Manny said:

He's moving on. We are all humans, we learn from our mistakes and only one man was perfect and they killed him. Which seems to mean Manny isn't Jesus Christ.

Manny will only talk baseball, not drugs. Manny has nothing to prove, or, as Manny said, "No, I don't got nothing to prove."

Manny wore white-framed sunglasses with Dodger-blue lenses. Nice touch.

Manny chewed gum a lot. And maybe in a Lakers tribute, he finished by saying, "It's showtime."

Then Joe Torre talked. His message? Manny is uncomfortable in this moment. Ah, the burdens of stardom. And failed drug tests.

-- Diane Pucin

Photo: Manny Ramirez arrives at Petco Park prior to playing in his first game with the Dodgers since serving a 50-game suspension. Credit: Denis Poroy / Associated Press

Comments

[deselfleur]

Great use of his quotes. Manny not only fails at drug tests but also at English grammar (and maybe even theology). Could he be more evil?