Jay Leno took aim at the Clippers during Monday night's "Tonight Show" monologue on NBC:
"You know what's become a Thanksgiving tradition here in Los Angeles? The L.A. Lakers serve hot meals to the less fortunate. Like the Clippers."
Leno then tackled the NFL's latest player with legal troubles:
"New York football star and genius Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself in the thigh with his own gun at a nightclub in New York. Even 'Pacman' Jones is going, 'What an idiot.'"
-- Greg Johnson