Terrell Owens' Top 10 tips for youngsters

Terrell Owens appeared on Tuesday night's "Late Show" on CBS, where he pitched his Top 10 suggestions for kids:

10. It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how crazy smooth you look playing the game.

9. Get into a line of work that involves cheerleaders.

8. Look good.

7. Smell good.

6. Election day is just around the corner -– be sure to get out and vote.

5. On or off the field, play it safe and wear a cup.

4. Don’t hassle the Hoff.

3. Listen to me –- do not cry during a press conference.

2. There ain’t a damn thing to do in Green Bay.

1. Show up to practice every day … unless you’re renegotiating.

-- Greg Johnson

Photo: Terrell Owens autographs copies of his latest book, "T.O.'s Finding Fitness," at the Sports Museum of America in New York on Tuesday. Credit: Richard Drew / Associated Press