Porker MIA: Reward offered for Coachella’s missing plastic pig

The critical information inquiring minds want to know about the giant stage prop that disappeared during Roger Waters’ closing performance Sunday night at Coachella isn’t so much where it is now but exactly how a two-story inflatable pig masterminds a daring escape in front of tens of thousands of fans in the first place.

Festival organizers are mum, except for offering a $10,000 reward plus four lifetime passes to Coachella to whoever can bring about the safe return of the plastic porker. Contact them at lostpig@coachella.com.

Conspiracy can’t be ruled out, considering this isn’t the first pig to float off into the night sky in recent times. On Waters’ 2006 tour centered around complete performances of Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon,” the graffiti-inscribed oinker was allowed to drift away on several occasions, including the opening show of his three-night stint at the Hollywood Bowl. Local authorities said Waters would face charges if it happened again, and, to no one’s surprise, Porky remained contentedly tethered during the other two L.A. shows.

But what of those that did break the bonds of their terrestrial masters? Did they just fly off in search of bluer pastures? Or is it something more sinister, perhaps a protest against the wanton disregard of the inalienable right of synthetic gaseous critters to life, liberty and the pursuit of inflatable corn husks? Perhaps Waters needs a less-feisty breed of helium-filled animal. How about a nice, loyal inflatable Holstein? He could call it the Dark Side of the Moo.

--Randy Lewis

Photo: Steve C. Mitchell/EPA