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Charlie Sheen to 'Two and a Half Men's' Chuck Lorre: 'Where ya hiding, silly clown?'

Picture 27 Perhaps the most epic revelation to come out of the Charlie Sheen brouhaha is this: The guy has an extraordinary sense of smell.  No, really. Blame it on the tiger blood, if you wish, but he has declared that the “carnage” that  “Two and a Half Men” co-creator Chuck Lorre “created” smells like malaria. And that, dear readers, is winning. Or, perhaps, just another sad glimpse of a troubled actor as he publicly unravels.

Sheen continued his media saturation Tuesday night on his Ustream show, "Sheen's Korner," to address his termination from “Two and a Half Men.”  It was the fourth installment for the actor.

Those who tuned in -- and the number counter kept ticking on the screen -- were first greeted with close-up shots of the book cover for “The Art of War: Great Commanders of the Ancient and Medieval World 1600 BC-AD 1600" (sure to be a higher honor than being selected for Oprah’s book club) and shots of the so-called tiger blood. 

And then Sheen unleashed an incoherent rant clocking in at around eight minutes. 

“Good evening,” he began, “What occurred yesterday was completely and entirely illegal.  Unconscionable.  And to quote my lawyer really ... suck suck.”

The move to fire Sheen came after several weeks of public battling between the actor and CBS, Warner Bros. and Lorre.

The embattled actor went on to list guests he’d like to appear on “Sheen’s Korner.” At No. 4 was “Chuck-E-Cheese ball,’ by which one can only assume he means Lorre. What followed was this:

“Where ya hiding, silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself or women? …
Think of me often, loser, during your most quiet moments.  All alone in the world, staring into the mirror, your least favorite activity. Think of me as you pray to the silly God of AA. …

Can you smell your soul? Can you smell the rotting dog ... ? The fermented puke that is your viscera? Can you smell the lies? Can you smell the carnage you created?  Can you smell the imposter living within? Can you smell your mother's tears from some distant memory as she scattered her pathetic creation asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived? Can you smell it, Chuck? It smells like malaria in case you were wondering.”

ShowTrackers, did you tune-in? What did you think of Sheen’s tirade? 

-- Yvonne Villarreal



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Photo: Screen shot from UStream of Charlie Sheen's latest appearance on "Sheen's Korner."

Comments () | Archives (24)

Wow. What a great case Sheen makes for actors needing writers.

They can't fire Charlie he is the one person in Two and a Half men that makes the show worth watching. Charlie is just living the american dream. He just got alittle carried away, and he knows it. From what i have see from his pissed off videos, he is trying to change. WB needs to realize that this kind of life style takes time to correct.

People that watch Charlie's shows or personally know him. Know that Charlie has always been this way. I mean before he even signed with WB, partying was a big part of his lifestyle. As long as his partying lifestyle does not effect his show or anything that has to do with the WB, its a crime to fire him. All these videos of his family and life should not effect his work. I say go Charlie take those basterds to court, and take them for all there worth.

Everyone loves Two and a Half men, hell its the number one watched tv show. WB is making a big mistake on firing Charlie, even if WB continues the show which would not be smart on there part, it will just not be the same.

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