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'Modern Family': Some are real, right? Like Anne Frank's?

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Porn and a dog butler? Sign me up.

Going into last night’s “Modern Family,” hot, wet tears of laughter were already streaming down my face. I had DVR’ed the show and decided because “American Idol” was only an hour and a half, I’d watch "Modern" at 9:30 and then head into “Ugly Betty” -- this Show Tracker knows how to juggle his shows!

I’m glad I made the decision. In the last minutes of “Idol,” I saw what’s safe to say was the funniest audition ever, and because I was already doubled over in hysterical fits of laughter, the antics of the families were amplified -- I know some people just turn to pot to get those effects. This works too.

The plot was simple: Claire finds a smutty picture on her laptop (a big-breasted bimbo is riding a tractor!) and assumes it’s Luke’s doing, when all along it's Phil. Gloria and Jay have a fight over his beloved -- but strangely spooky -- life-sized dog butler statue, and Cameron and Mitchell fight over Cam’s constant need to sympathize with strangers.

Last week, I came down pretty hard on the show. I ranted:

What I, and hopefully most viewers, love most about the show is the family dynamic, which was sadly absent last night. It’s always a bit of a drag watching the episodes in which they aren’t interacting or the main plot doesn’t weave through everyone.

Although the episode wasn't heavy on intertwining all of the family, what I loved most about last night's episode was that it -- in its own special, awkwardly cute way -- highlighted issues that most, well, modern families experienced.

The porn gag was a way to fit in that typical “birds-and-bees” talk that every family sitcom has to feature. But of course the talk was led by Phil, who can't even order a pizza in the beginning of the episode without sounding like an awkward flirt. Favorite part of the conversation: Luke asking if the topless woman was hot and Phil giving an honest answer, before realizing Luke meant the weather. If only my talk with the parents had been this hilarious.

Initially, I thought the dog-butler subplot was just plain silly once Gloria’s interactions with it (sorry Jay, it -- not him) were over, but then it found a way to be funny yet again when Jay pawned it off to Mitchell and Cam -- whose voice-over as the dog made me hit pause so I could get my laughs out. On a side note, there was a fantastic scene with Jay and Mitchell (who rarely interact) where they both whine over their relationships, before realizing how good they both have it.

As hard as I am on this show, it’s out of love. It’s cemented its place in my heart, which is still reeling over the loss of “Arrested Development” -- I know it’s been years, but it’s still emotional.

I talk often about the one-liners that are always comedy gold. I think it’s only right I start sharing my favorites.

Luke [on diaries, not breasts]: Some are real, right? Like Anne Frank's?

Gloria [on the dog statue]: This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.

Mitchell [on the gardener]: He's like Batman but straight.

Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.

Alex: A lot of parents are hitting again.

Feel free to share yours below. This could become a weekly dialogue.

-- Gerrick D. Kennedy (Follow me on Twitter @GerrickKennedy).

Photo: Not everyone loves dogs. Credit: ABC

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don't talk black to me

I actually thought this was the least funny episode of the series so far - still funny, but not nearly to the level of other episodes!

I found the dog-butler storyline to be over the top and just too silly at times. Don't get me wrong, I like the absurdity of the show, but I like it when the absurdity comes from the situations and circumstances, not from the characters themselves. It's totally implausible to me that Gloria would have (even almost) believed Jay was marrying that dog - her huffy exit made no sense.

But you're right that the dog-butler story picked up once it got pawned off onto Cam and Mitchell.

Still - great lines in the episode! Especially Cam's description of the gardener as "like Batman, but straight". Hilarious! And I had forgotten that Anne Frank line - thanks for the reminder...that one had me laughing out loud!

I blog about Modern Family at http://themothchase.wordpress.com

My favorite was definitely "So how's the old balls & chain". So subtle, you could have missed it.
http://toointerestingfortwitter.blogspot.com

Phil [about topless tractor photo]: If we don't handle this very carefully he could grow up with an unhealthy attitude towards sex...or agribusiness


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