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'The Hills': Spencer proposes again, this time with tequila

SpencerAfter hearing about their almost-were nuptials a couple of weeks ago, it was finally time to watch Spencer propose to Heidi in "The Hills." That is, for the second time.

Remember the first time he tried? On a beach in Santa Barbara? He got mushy and talked about wanting to spend the rest of his life with her? And then he disregarded all her feelings and desires to plan a traditional wedding and instead pushed the idea of eloping in Cabo? Remember it caused them to split up?

Now, after watching Monday's episode, we know where he went wrong. D'oh! He forgot the Patron!

Equipped properly this time, Spencer was able to sway Heidi into saying the magical words he'd longed to hear -- "Let's just go do it. Let's do it." -- in just 10 swift moves. Let's relive the romance:

10. After arriving, Spencer explained to Heidi why alone time in Mexico is good. In Mexico, nothing get in the way, not "your former best friend, your sister, your mom, my sister...work." No pesky friends and family to interfere with the power of the Patron.

9. He promised not to let the Montag women get to him: "I will try and work on not letting your family affect me." Or my master plan.

8. He ordered plenty of tequila but made made sure Heidi was still semi-lucid before going in for the kill: "Are you even going to remember this conversation? I know how you get after a little Patron."

7. Then he dropped the bomb: "What if we were to go and get married and not tell anyone?"

6. Yikes, she wasn't drunk enough yet. "You are loca en la cabeza," she said. But he pushed: "It's the only way it's going to work."

5. He called for reinforcements: "Senor, dos shots Patron."

4. After making sure she got it all down -- "Oh, you're gnarley. Did you just finish that?" -- he dived right back in: "I'm being so serious. I want to marry you. We don't have to tell anyone. It's a secret Mexico wedding. It's for us."

3. She still was not convinced, so he turned defensive: "I just don't want to be in a relationship that's not going anywhere. I'm ready to get married and take it to the next level."

2. Then he delivered the clincher: "Heidi Montag, when I’m with you, you make me wanna be nicer and that’s why I’m madly obsessed with you. It’s pretty apparent in the fact that I haven’t left your side in pretty much two-and-a-half years. I pretty much keep you from the whole world. You are just my angel."

1. Huzzah! She gave in. MTV's cameras captured all the action, but still, he double-checked: "You sure?"

Just call him Casanova Pratt.

-- Denise Martin

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Photo: Spencer Pratt  Credit: MTV

 
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I don't watch this show but I believe there are two kinds of people in the world: those who are crazy enough to think that anybody cares enough about their wedding to want to disrupt it, and people who are just happy to get married.

OMFG. DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS FOR LAST WEEK'S EPISODE (12-8-08)? A FRIGGIN' 1.4 RATING FOR AGES 18-34, STILL ##2, BUT ONE OF THE LOWEST NUMBERS I'VE SEEN SINCE TRACING THE FIRST 2 SEASONS. MTV, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE SHOW'S RATINGS, AND NOW. ALL HONESTY, THE HILLS IS SINKING, AND SINKING HARD. MTV'S GOTTA REALLY JUICE THIS SHOW UP REALLY QUICK, IF IT EXPECTS TO SEE A FIFTH SEASON OR MORE. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT LAUREN AND AUDRINA WON'T BE TIGHT AGAIN ANYTIME SOON. LO'S GOT TO GO, SHE CAN'T BECOME A REGULAR OR WORK TO BE A REGULAR, KEEP HER MINIMALLY. WHITNEY'S GONE OFF TO DO HER THING (THE CITY COULD GET CREAMED AT THIS RATE). STEPHANIE NEEDS TO BE GONE ESPECIALLY. AND HEIDI AND SPENCER NEED TO BUTT OUT FOR A WHILE OR MORE. TIME TO FOCUS ON LARUEN AGAIN, FIND HER NEW FRIENDS, GET HER OUT OF THAT HOUSE, MOVE BACK TO WEST HOLLYWOOD, AND GIVE HER A MORE LUCRATIVE AND INTERESTING JOB FOR THE SHOW, LIKE RUNNING A FASHION DIVISION FOR SBE (BRENT BOLTHOUSE). MAKE CHANGES NOW, MTV. MAKE CHANGES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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