David Letterman keeps pounding the McCain-Palin ticket
A week after Sen. John McCain stood him up to deal with the economic crisis, CBS late-night host David Letterman hasn't let up on the Republican ticket. On tonight's "Late Show," he went after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin again. The category: "Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp."
10. “Let’s practice your bewildered silence.”
9. “Can you try saying ‘yes’ instead of ‘you betcha’?”
8. “Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7. “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes or healthcare.”
6. “We’re screwed!”
5. “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4. “We have to wrap it up for the day –- McCain eats dinner at 4:30.”
3. “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2. “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van.”
1. “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”
-- Matea Gold
I honestly think Tiny Fey would do a way better job. But we must all keep in mind how moronic Americans are. Im pretty sure they've trianed her to give vague answers that dont really answer the question so that her base (stupid rednecks) wont notice that they've gotten jerked around.
Posted by: JN | October 01, 2008 at 06:48 PM
David Letterman's son was born out of wedlock, so what does that make him other than the biggest hypocrite going??? I think it's pathetic to continue picking on Palin since the election has been over for what 7 months now? But to go after her children, is despicable - it shows how mean-spirited our society has become. I'm switching to Conan until Letterman can come up with something that's actually funny.....
Posted by: Newsflash FL | June 14, 2009 at 04:58 AM