The New Season: Kinky cheerleaders? Thud
Day 4 of Press Tour has brought us the MTV Networks and things got off to a bit of a ho-hum start for a Friday the 13th. That is, until CMT (Country Music Television) was up to introduce the latest installation of its reality competition, “Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making The Team.”
At the end of the trailers, 12 of the 36 Dallas cheerleaders took to the stage and danced to the longest song in the history of the world. Up and down and all around, the women performed what we learned later is “precision jazz-based dancing.”
It finally ended when they all landed on splits, and Bob Kusbit, head of development at CMT, came back to the podium and said “two of the girls had pulled calf muscles” and does anyone want to rub out their kinks?
All righty then!
-- Maria Elena Fernandez
(Photo courtesy CMT)
