The Schwarzenegger IMs

"State Democratic leaders have been awfully chummy lately with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger — a bit too chummy, in fact, for some labor leaders."
—Matier & Ross, S.F. Chronicle, about Senate leader Don Perata (D-Oakland) missing two Schwarzenegger events.

"He has taken me out to dinner. He has taken me for drinks. Tomorrow, we are going to go dancing.... Don't get jealous Don, I'll go dancing with you too."
— Schwarzenegger speaking about Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez, at a Friday press conference.

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schatzi47: hey, Don

tonySop45: 'sup

schatzi47: howz my favorite Democrat stud doing?

tonySop45: cool cool

schatzi47: we're totally at the Galleria this morning

tonySop45: cool.

schatzi47: u know what a shoe queen i am

schatzi47: come with us!!!! bradley says it's the Big Bang Bonds

schatzi47: we're going to provide some action. we're promoting the bonds together! it'll be like "Twins"

tonySop45: i dunno

schatzi47: big ... bang ... bonds ... get it?

tonySop45: lol

schatzi47: fabian will be there. jealous???? lol

tonySop45: don't ruin my mental picture.

tonySop45: what about Phil? he needs me too.

schatzi47: you need a massage.

schatzi47: phil can wait! come to the roof of the Galleria. good visuals of the 405.

tonySop45: u like Fabian better anyway.

schatzi47: i heart u totally better. he's the speaker, but u r the president!

schatzi47: ur global warming bill kicked butt. and those pills for seniors! killer bill.

tonySop45: Bush is in town today. u going to be with him?

schatzi47: who?

schatzi47: don't i get u horny for roads and ports?

tonySop45: it was my idea, remember? scene hog. :(

schatzi47: awwww. don't b that way.

tonySop48: u have a camera fetish.

schatzi47: what u wearing?

tonySop48: fabian fabian fabian. and yesterday, Gray Davis? what about Dick Ackerman? do u ever talk to Republicans?

schatzi47: brb. Maria is yelling.

tonySop45: ok

schatzi47: hope she didn't see anything.

(Note: This was satire. LOL)