So, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have a new baby, and his name is exactly what you think it would be! The Fall Out Boy bassist and lyricist's first creative endeavor under a thousand syllables, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, came into this world Thursday night at 7 pounds, 11 ounces and a difficult middle school tenure scheduled for sometime around 2020. The 29-year-old Wentz and 24-year-old Simpson are reportedly doing just fine. Hopefully, we'll be able to catch a glimpse of the little Jungle Book hero at a future FNMTV taping.
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