Do you want to be the new Smashing Pumpkins drummer?
If you do, then you should keep April 10 open for an audition. If you live in L.A. or can at least make it out here for the occasion, e-mail a photo, a bio and a Web performance link to pumpkinsdrummer @ gmail.com to put your name in the ring to be the new Jimmy Chamberlin, who departed the group earlier this month, leaving behind some beastly shoes to fill behind the kit. If Billy Corgan is reading this, may we humbly suggest the services of the Detonator?
-- August Brown