'Fast Five,' Steve Zaillian's latest work [Video]
Jon Stewart used to have kindergarteners read transcripts of cable-news punditry. This Onion video, if you haven't see it, uses a 5-year-old to describe the plot and scenes in the screenplay for "Fast Five," which said 5-year-old of course wrote. The trenchant part is that his mumbled wonderment actually captures the Academy Award-worthy mise-en-scene of the Vin Diesel franchise strikingly well. I wanna cars drive fast and some of them explode, indeed.
-- Steven Zeitchik