L.A. Land's 2007 College Football All-Name Team

Why? Because it's fun.  It's even more fun if you say the names in your best Keith Jackson impression. And it's even more fun than that if you preface the name, in Keith Jackson's voice, with the words, "Whooa, let me tellya 'bout a fella by the name of.... "

Offense

Quarterback: John David Booty, USC
Backup Quaterback: John Parker Wilson, Alabama
Third-string Quarterback: Tavita Pritchard, Stanford
Running Back: Noel Devine, West Virginia
Running Back: Knowshon Moreno, Georgia
Center: T-Bob Hebert, LSU

Defense
Linebacker: Bo Ruud, Nebraska
Nose tackle: Tez Doolittle, Auburn
Cornerback: Wopamo Osaisai, Stanford

Brothers: Ekom and Udeme Udofia, Stanford (combined weight: 562 lbs)

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To be continued