For Rent: Goldie's Beach House. $95K/Mo, No Pets. Yes, $95,000. Yes, Per Month.

If we didn't have Realestalker, we wouldn't even try to keep up with celebrity real estate, and we would have no idea how much a summer rental in Malibu can cost. But we DO have Realestalker, and we check it a couple of times a day for listings like this one:

"OWNER: Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell
LOCATION: Broad Beach Road, Malibu, CA
PRICE: $95,000/month
SIZE: 4,195 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Absolutely the prettiest lease available. Beautiful Balinese inspired home on deep sandy dunes, with gated entry. Oceanfront master bedroom suite with awe inspiring views, 2 large guest suites, office, sexy media room, and open kitchen living area overlooking oceanfront patio with intimate fireplace/gathering area and bar b que. Detached guest house with gym, kitchen and meditation room. NO PETS PLEASE..."

Your Mama, the voice of Realesalker, notes, "But what Your Mama wants to know is why the couple will not allow pets at their Malee-boo retreat? We're sorry, but if we are paying $95,000 a month for a house we do not want to be forced to sneak our bitches Linda and Beverly inside the house. And y'all know that's exactly what we'd do too, squirrel those bitches into the house inside our beat up Louis Vuitton cases."

Comments

[Dawn U.S. Animal Protection]

So many rentals don't allow you to bring your family companion animals along. With so many foreclosers and no place to rent that allows dogs or cats it's no wonder so many die at the city shelters. The richest city in the world and the killing of domestic animals is out of control at LAAS. You would think with a monthly bill like that any damage done coudl be easily fixed and you could bring your animals that are part of the family along.

Dawn Bechtold
Founder and President
United States Animal Protection
www.USAnimalProtection.org

[dtb is nuts]

This is probably because sometimes people that have more money than GOD don't have the values it takes to be responsible pet owners and do horrible things like leave dogs in crates all day so that when they do finally get out they are on hyper-destructo mode. Also some of these fake animal lovers and so-called animal rights activists and bipolar animal rights organization presidents abandon animals in basements and garages because they get in over their heads and just try to look good for the limelight at the moment that spot light is on them. Yup Kurt and Goldie have probably been burned before. They do love animals - they don't love animal hoarders and irresponsible pet owners so get off your high horses and let people live and worry about scooping the poop in your own back yard!