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A 'Twilight' satire dawns with 'Nightlight'

Harvard LampoonNightlight

Strange things happen when a book series sells 70 million copies. Fan sites are built, only to crash with onslaughts of visitors. Movies are made, drawing unruly mobs of screaming fans. Entire towns are invaded by giggling, teenage girls.

Today, just weeks before "New Moon," the second film in Stephenie Meyer’s perennially bestselling "Twilight" saga hits theaters, "Nightlight" lands in bookstores. It's a parody written by the Harvard Lampoon, an ever-changing group of Ivy League undergrads who’ve been skewering populist literature since 1876.

Penned by four Harvard students -- two sophomore women and two senior men -- "Nightlight" is a quick-reading, comedic sendup of the 544-page tome that’s grown into a cultural phenomenon. Its 154 pages follow the "Twilight" template but change every detail, from the glossy black cover with a chewed-to-the core apple to the come-hither copy on the back jacket, which reads: "About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe."

A computer geek with an awful name and even worse affliction -- nosebleeds -- Edwart Mullen is not a vampire, much as his classmate and wannabe love interest would like to believe. The U-Haul-driving Belle Goose is a recent transplant to the incredibly soggy Oregon town of Switchblade. An epic klutz who regularly knocks over her classmates like bowling pins and believes everyone from the mailman to the IRS agent to the entire male population of Switchblade High is in love with her, Belle is nevertheless "in the deepest love that has ever occurred in the history of the world" with Edwart.

"Looking into his eyes I felt waves of electricity, currents of electrons charging towards me. Was this how it felt to be in love ... for robots?"

The freckled and redheaded Edwart, she is convinced, is irresistibly attracted to the scent of her blood, which she describes as "grapefruit." And Belle is fatefully drawn to Edwart, whose reckless driving pose an extreme danger should the two become romantically involved.

While hardcore "Twilight" fans may not appreciate Harvard Lampoon humor, anyone who’s enjoyed the books but questioned the series' cult status are likely to be highly entertained. Can "New Spoons" be far behind?

-- Susan Carpenter

Photo: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in a scene from "The Twilight Saga: New Moon," which opens Nov. 20. Credit: Kimberley French / Summit Entertainment

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I was horrified by Bored of the Rings many years ago, and couldn't put it down! How could they say such awful things about the Hobbits? Now with Nightlight I might finally have a reason to get into the latest teen craze.

"Populist" is an elitist term. It's "pop culture"

Love it! I've been waiting for someone to make fun of that stupid story that has so many teenage girls and romantically unfulfilled grown women swooning.

I was kind of disappointed by this book to be honest. Thought it would be a laugh-out-loud book, rather than a smirk now and then. It's nowhere as good as the other parody, "Twilite", that's for sure.

wow this sounds very interesting!i was a twilight fan before it was actually popular! i just dont like those overly uppsessed fan girls who are so annoying.ugh snd,this souds vey interesting im going to look for this book!

I've loved the Harvard Lampoon ever since they so beautifully skewered the "Lord of the Rings" with the epic "Bored of the Rings".

I'll be sure to dig up this little gem of twisted lit.

I'm on the last chapter of this book and I think it's really funny. You really had to have read the series to understand the humor though. I'm a HUGE Twilight fan, and I still like the book (you just have to have a sense of humor!! :))

I am not someone who is a fan of Twilight. I happened upon 'Nightlight' in looking for good parody and satire of the seires. This was not it.


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