'Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus'...with Lorenzo Lamas
May 13, 2009 | 10:49
am
Today's haiku contest -- please find the words to capture the singular glory of the upcoming straight-to-DVD release "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"...starring Lorenzo Lamas. Post your entry in comments section.
Winner announced tomorrow.
-- Geoff Boucher
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DVD magic.
Posted by: Bald Steve | May 13, 2009 at 12:16 PM
CGI creatures
Battle of stupidity
This film flops like fish
Posted by: net_trawler | May 13, 2009 at 12:32 PM
No one cares about
this contest or debbie g
straight to dvd
Posted by: Brian | May 13, 2009 at 12:51 PM
when a mega shark
fights a giant octopus
everybody wins
Posted by: Adam J. | May 13, 2009 at 01:42 PM
Octopus topples derrick
Chasing Lamas and Debbie
Golden Gate munched
Posted by: Pete Miller | May 13, 2009 at 01:43 PM
Producers, listen:
Give the people what they want:
Less Gibson, more squid.
Posted by: Adam Rakunas | May 13, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Fire your agents
Mega-Shark Giant Octopus
Career falls like autumn leaves
Posted by: Kyle M. | May 14, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Monty Python fans should LOVE this! Seriously!
Posted by: Dawn | May 14, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Nix previous entry, plural issue fixed:
Fire your agents
Mega-Shark Giant Octopus
Careers fall like autumn leaves
Posted by: Kyle M. | May 14, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Monty Python fans
should love this
Seriously.
Posted by: nk | May 14, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Tentacles and teeth
Meet in glorious ballet
The whole world wonders
Tentacles and teeth
Meet in Bay Area ballet
The whole world wonders
Posted by: Bill T | May 16, 2009 at 03:23 PM
Sea creatures battle.
Both poorly rendered. Who cares?
My life is complete.
Posted by: Raimundo Silva, Bookkeeper Extraordinaire | May 17, 2009 at 02:52 AM