"What's the weather? What to wear? Obama helps you everywhere."
President Obama, Hugh Laurie, Angelina Jolie and Bender the robot from "Futurama" all have side jobs as forecasters and models on www.obama-weather.com.
Not sure what to wear? Check with the president! When it comes to weather, he's a man of few words, but he looks cute in shorts, if the forecast includes L.A.-style weather. He also knows how to rock a hoodie if the weather takes a turn.
Want to keep your weather apolitical? Get your forecast (Hint: It's not lupus) from Hugh Laurie as Dr. Greg House.
Tired of seeing Angelina Jolie take advantage of the world's good weather with all those sexy, safari-appropriate ensembles? This has to be the frumpiest version of her ever.
And it's obviously scientific, because there's a robot! Who doesn't love robots?
The humor site (keep that "humor" thing in mind if you click) runs off Weather.com and defaults to Bay St. Louis, Miss. And you can expect it to be a little glitchy. Really, who among us can control the weather?
Who runs it? We have no idea, because we can't read Russian -- it's just a little ha-ha for the ayem, kids. To be safe, don't give Hugh Laurie any of your personal info if he asks, OK? You're on your own when it comes to Angelina.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Screen grab of Hugh Laurie as House, dressed for this week in Los Angeles, as seen on www.obama-weather.com.