OMG: A full 'Eclipse' trailer! Robert Pattinson! Kristen Stewart! And Tay Tay!

That headline -- we mean it. OMG, you guys. There's a full, vampy, wolfy, broody trailer for "Eclipse," and it's the last one you're getting before "The Twilight Saga" flick is released June 30.

The gang's all there -- Robert Pattinson and his undead family the Cullens, Kristen Stewart and her not-as-obtrusive-as-we-thought wig, Taylor Lautner with the same muscles and the same pack of abs.

What we know: Peter Facinelli says lots of cryptic things, vampires have an ominous entrance from underwater, Dakota Fanning and her Volturi are all really fond of hoods, and Bella is still being protected by everyone despite her indecision.

What we don't know: Anything in the slightest about the character played by Bryce Dallas Howard, the replacement redhead vamp for Rachelle Lefevre. Why can't we see her speak? Threaten? Kill? 

End of the day, who cares? We're counting down! 

What do you think of the new trailer? Does it measure up to "New Moon"? Tell us in comments.

-- Matt Donnelly

Photo: The moody "Eclipse" one-sheet. Credit: Summit Entertainment.

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New 'Sex and the City 2' trailer: Abu Dhabi and the return of Aidan

A full trailer for "Sex and the City 2" has finally been released, and it unveils all sorts of fantastic new things -- aside from being the best movie ever (in my humble opinion). 

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia NIxon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis return in various states of fabulousness. The first film saw Parker's Carrie Bradshaw endeavoring to marry Mr. Big (a.k.a. John James Preston, played by Chris Noth); this one takes things up two years in.

Cameos abound: Penelope Cruz, Liza Minnelli, Miley Cyrus. For "Sex" die-hards, however, only one sighting really matters -- the jaw-dropping appearance of John Corbett, who played Carrie's on-and-off boyfriend Aidan on seasons three and four of the television show.   

Aidan materializes in a market place in Abu Dhabi, where the girls steal away to escape Manhattan and their obligations. 

Other highlights include Cattrall's Samantha stacking wonder pills to retain youth, Davis' perfect Charlotte feeling the pressures of motherhood and Nixon's Miranda on the verge of optimism (which, trust me, is a huge deal). 

"Sex and the City 2" opens May 27.

-- Matt Donnelly

Photo: Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw in the first "Sex and the City" film. Credit: James Devaney / WireImage.com

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New 'Salt' trailer: Less talk, more Angelina Jolie, more explosions

No April Fooling -- there's a new trailer out for Angelina Jolie's "Salt," and it's serving up more sweeping skylines, explosions and Angie-in-a-bra montages. Oh, yeah, it also has a bit more exposition for anyone who cares (watch it above!).

We've established that Jolie's character, Evelyn Salt, is a hardworking, patriotic U.S. intelligence agent (read: hair is blond). After a Russian spy implies that Salt is a mole for the Russkis, Jolie must elude her own agency until her name is cleared (read: dies hair black).

The new trailer reveals that Salt has a young son to protect, a missing husband with answers, and at least two scenes in which she's clad in her intimates. It's all so textured! 

Liev Schreiber intimidates with his trench coat and forehead gash, and Angie rocks it with exciting skills including jumping off stuff, landing on stuff, blowing stuff up and beating up men. No, seriously. This excites us.

-- Matt Donnelly

Photo: Angelina Jolie during her visit to Haiti as a United Nations goodwill ambassador on Feb. 9, 2010. Credit:  Ariel Marinkovic / AFP / Getty Images.

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Trailer: Jennifer Aniston's who's-your-daddy flick 'The Switch' with Jason Bateman

Whether you think Jennifer Aniston's opening weekend for "The Bounty Hunter" was a triumph or a tank, the star is still churning out the romantic comedies -- today brings the trailer for her Jason Bateman pregnancy flick, "The Switch."

The comedy costarring Jeff Goldblum and Patrick Wilson -- its working title was "The Baster" -- is an insemination switcheroo that sees Aniston as Kassie, the mother of an adorable 7-year-old hypochondriac. She believes Wilson's character Roland was her donor, even though Bateman's Wally was the guy who provided what he so lovingly calls the "ingredient."

(Yes, you just read the phrase, "insemination switcheroo." It's a brave new world.)

The film was written by Allan Loeb, a fuzzier departure from his more serious fare like Halle Berry's "Things We Lost in the Fire" and the upcoming Shia LaBeouf vehicle "Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps." 

-- Matt Donnelly

Photo: Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of "The Bounty Hunter" in New York City on March 16, 2010. Credit: Bryan Bedder / Getty Images

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