So, yeah, on Thursday our lovely and talented Preach It! columnist Leslie Gornstein shared her observations about Kristen Stewart's often dour red carpet visage.
About five seconds after those observations hit the Interwebs, the space-time continuum ripped and through that Twitter-based rip came dozens of links to smiling KStew pics, hurled like tiny throwing stars in the general direction of the Ministry of Gossip.
So I am about to hurl back a photo gallery in which the lovely and talented Ms. Stewart flashes her pearly whites (or close enough that she is, as Tyra Banks would say, smiling with her eyes).
Let's get a few things clear: