Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr get married on the sly

Actor Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr are married, says CNN, only a month or so after their engagement was finally confirmed. The two, dating for three years, have kept quiet about their personal life together.

Kerr let the Mr.-and-Mrs. secret slip, E! Online reports, when she backed out of an appearance in Australia so she could enjoy her honeymoon.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photos: Orlando Bloom on May 23, 2007; Miranda Kerr on July 15, 2009. Credits: Franck Robichon / EPA, left; Paul Buck / EPA, right. 

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Ooh, that smell -- it's Bruce Willis and Orlando Bloom?

Bruce Willis and Orlando Bloom, swashbuckling stars of films both action-y and adventure-y, are charging off in the direction of smelly, albeit not flowery, with a new cologne for Willis and a new Hugo Boss Orange cologne campaign for Bloom. 

Willis' eponymous scent "features notes of grapefruit, pepper and vetiver," People StyleWatch says. Bloom is drawn to Hugo Boss Orange, he tells the same outlet, because it has "a laid back, spontaneous quality I relate to."

Now, we can actually understand the logic behind wanting to smell like Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa, "the man your man could smell like," even if Hugo Boss Orange and eau de Bruce Willis -- which might be a direct-sales product -- are not likely to be found near the Old Spice in the aisles of Target et al. And we can understand maybe wanting to smell like Bruce Willis, who's clean shaven and has a charming habit of kissing other people on the head while pictures are being taken. But -- Mustafa and Willis usually look as if they've bathed recently.

The other one? Not so much. Though Miranda Kerr, apparently, is OK with that.

Isn't there some country out there that's known for doing with cologne what you can't do with nice, soapy, abundant running water? I don't think it's this one -- but 1,000 pardons if we're being too provincial.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photos: Bruce Willis, top, unveils his first fragrance in Frankfurt, Germany, on June 19, 2010. Orlando Bloom, left, appears in public at a screening May 17, 2010, in Los Angeles. Credits: Marius Becker / EPA, top; Charley Gallay / Getty Images for AFI, left. 

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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are engaged [poll]

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr, who've been dating since 2007, are now engaged, ETonline reports. 

The actor, 33, and the Victoria's Secret model, 27, haven't gone public with any wedding plans, though a Bloom rep on Monday did confirm the engagement. No surprises there -- it's not as if they've blabbed left and right about their relationship to this point.

Until more details emerge, we present photographs of the two beautiful people and, after the break, a couple of nonscientific online polls.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

'Sympathy' for snowboarding: Mark Ruffalo and Orlando Bloom hit the Park City slopes

For even the biggest stars, the Sundance Film Festival can be fraught with stress over film reviews and the quest for distribution deals.

Then again, for the biggest stars there are plenty of VIP distractions. Take Mark Ruffalo and Orlando Bloom, director and star, respectively, of rocker pic "Sympathy for Delicious." 

While press and potential buyers screened the flick, which costars Juliette Lewis and Laura Linney, the guys were treated to Oakley's Learn to Ride snowboarding program.

On the slopes at Marriott's MountainSide, adjacent to Utah's Park City Mountain Resort, the A-listers were outfitted in pants and puffers, goggles and hats from the sunglasses-making sponsor, then sent down the hill with pros like Shaun White. 

"Orlando needed no help. He's really good," an onlooker said of Bloom, who navigated the snow like a champ.

Can "Sympathy" navigate the murky trail of studio favor in the snowy town? Get more details on Ruffalo's directorial debut here.

-- Matt Donnelly

Photo: Mark Ruffalo, left, and Orlando Bloom on slopes at the Marriott's MountainSide. Credit: Chris Polk / WireImage 

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New Year's Eve party report: Jersey Shore hits NYC; Fergie and Josh Duhamel kiss in Las Vegas [Updated]

While we at The Ministry hope you were drenched in confetti and kissing a loved one when the clock struck midnight on New Year's Eve, we've got the scoop on where the stars toasted 2010.

Although we told you Thursday that the likes of Lady Gaga and Nicole Richie would be hosting their own bashes across the country, a few surprises popped up in between the hyped happenings -- like the spontaneous showing of MTV's "Jersey Shore" cast at New York's Tenjune nightclub.

Snooki and her lovable gang sipped from a magnum of champagne alongside club owners Eugene Remm and Mark Birnbaum, as rapper Ron Browz performed his track "Pop Champagne." 

In Las Vegas, Fergie and Josh Duhamel made a united front, hitting the club LAX with her band the Black Eyed Peas. After the countdown, the two shared a passionate kiss. 

'Johnny Dangerous' turns himself in to Hollywood police

Does Jonathan Ajar, a.k.a. "Johnny Dangerous," know that "the Hollywood police" aren't just actors in uniforms? Hope so, because, accompanied by his lawyer, he turned himself in at the Hollywood police station a few hours ago. 

A search warrant had been executed at Ajar's apartment, and, as reported on L.A. Now: 

"Police said they recovered numerous items inside the Winnetka apartment of Ajar, who has already been charged in the case. The search of the apartment also turned up illicit drugs and a stash of weapons including a Sig Sauer handgun belonging to [Brian Austin] Green, who starred in the original 'Beverly Hills, 90210.' "

Ajar is among the suspects linked to at least 10 burglaries at the homes of stars including Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Orlando Bloom, Green, Megan Fox, Audrina Patridge and Ashley Tisdale.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Let's just let this pic speak for itself, mmmkay? Credit: LAPD