PREACH IT! Coming soon from P. Diddy: Justin Combs' 21st birthday party -- in space!

For his son’s 16th birthday, P. Diddy gave the greatest gift a father could give: a giant party, hosted by P. Diddy.

Justin Dior Combs -- not a misprint -- turned 16 this week with a massive shindig at a club called M2 Ultralounge. Diddy, being Diddy, invited a bunch of stars as diverse as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi -- who seems to have a magic talent for ending up in every single item posted on MOG -- and Lil’ Kim.

Combs also presented his son with a $360,000 silver Maybach car and a uniformed driver -- the boy doesn’t have a license -- and a $10,000 check, which Justin Dior promptly donated to the earthquake victims in Haiti.

Best of all, Diddy made sure that not a single person on the planet will remain ignorant of these events: The entire party will be featured on the MTV show “My Super Sweet 16.”

Thankfully, guests reportedly were free to wear colors other than white and did not have to display proper hygiene for inspection at the door. This was a children’s party, after all.

“Seeing Justin grow up is a big deal for me,” Combs told the party-goers, MTV reported. “This is him entering manhood. I know a lot of y’all out there can relate to it.”

The PREACH IT! 2009 year-end celebrity gossip quiz!

How well do you know your 2009? How well do you know your gossip? How well would you do in one giant year-end quiz that combines all the great taste of 2009 with the heady texture of celebrity gossip?

We have just such a quiz! We’re entertainment reporters. It’s our job to write quizzes for you.

Take your best shot at these 10 questions -- and Happy New Year from the divine folk at Ministry of Gossip. A link to the answers is at the end.

 1. Who was in jail in 2009?

(a) Lil' Kim

(b) Lil Wayne

(c) Lily Allen

(d) T.I.

2. It was a big year for shaking down celebrities. Who did not reportedly get threatened with extortion in 2009?

(a) Cindy Crawford

(b) David Letterman

(c) John Stamos

(d) 50 Cent

3. What was the name of the failed TV show self-produced by Richard “Balloon Dad” Heene?

(a) "Fun With Helium"

(b) "Box Time Playhouse"

(c) "Making Crawl Spaces Fun"

(d) "Fairy Tales for Grownups"