Category: Josh Duhamel

'Overwhelmed' Rachel Uchitel hires celebrity attorney Gloria Allred

Rachel Uchitel
, the recently famous nightclub manager, has hired Gloria Allred, the "most famous woman attorney practicing law in the nation today" because, Uchitel tells E! News, she's "overwhelmed" by all the scrutiny surrounding allegations of an affair with Tiger Woods, which she and the golfer both categorically deny.

"I'm not OK! This is awful," Rachel told Hollywood Life.

Reminds the Ministry a little of the Josh Duhamel-Fergie-stripper fiasco. Except in that case, the third party was saying something more along the lines of, "Heck yeah it happened, just don't tell my kids."

And Josh doesn't quite have Tiger's swing.

Regarding Uchitel, Allred told the Associated Press, "We plan to meet and then we'll decide on the next step, which we do not plan to announce to the press."

This isn't the first high-profile lawyer on the scene.

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Someone tell Arnold Schwarzenegger's agent: He's done with elected office

When Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's term expires in 2010, his elected-office quest will be terminated.

Ouch, did that hurt you to read as much as it hurt us to type?

Anyhoo, the California governor has said before that the only other office he'd want to run for is president -- a challenge if you were born in Austria.

Arnie And today in Milan, Italy, he let folks know that he'll be off American ballots permanently when he's done governating. 

Stop these puns. Someone please cast Arnold in a new movie immediately so we can have some new ones.

Here's the thing -- Arnold has been employed steadily for a while now, and might not know how challenging the job market has gotten. A little job-hunt help might be in order.

We've included the video above, in case he needs to brush up on where one of his big franchises has gone in his absence. 

"Transforminators," indeed.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Milan, Italy, on Nov. 18, 2009. He stopped by the Milan meeting en route from the Middle East, where he visited troops in Iraq. Ciao. Credit: Antonio Calanni / Associated Press.

Stripper who says she slept with Josh Duhamel isn't a stripper anymore

Ferg Nicole Forrester wants Fergie, a.k.a. Mrs. Josh Duhamel, to know that she's sorry about this whole "I had sex with your husband" imbroglio, People reports.

Moreover, Nicole tells the magazine that she's not a stripper anymore, and (now that she thinks about it) not a home wrecker either, technically, since Duhamel and Fergie are standing together in their denial of the allegations.

Forrester also says she regrets selling her story to the National Enquirer, because up till now her 13-year-old son and 10-year-old daughter hadn't known she was a stripper, and now her son is totally icked out. (Though we can't figure out if he's icked out because of her exotic dancing or because she says she did the nasty with Capt. Lennox from the "Transformers" movies.)

So it's the Enquirer's fault, clearly, for saying it would run with the story whether or not she took the money? Hmm.

Nicole also told her story on an Atlanta radio show.

The kids must have been in school.

So there you have it. Not sure what more there is to say about this one.

For now

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Nicole Forrester's story came out shortly after Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas opened for U2 at the Rose Bowl on Oct. 25. Credit: Kevin Winter / Getty Images.

Another sexy Josh and Fergie dispatch from the Ministry of Gossip: 

Now for some sexy time with Fergie and Josh Duhamel

Now for some sexy time with Fergie and Josh Duhamel

Josh One thing is certain: In the land of Fergie and Josh Duhamel, there seems to be no shortage of sex. 

Man-and-wife sex, same-sex sex, maybe even sex with a stripper (though Fergie and Josh both say that last bit is bunk).

So where's the inevitable threesome sex tape

"That’s not happening," Fergie tells the Advocate. "We’re too smart for that. We’ve done some filming but with no tape in the camera."

There you have it, sports fans -- no tape in the camera.

We'll save our "There is no such thing as an unloaded gun" lecture for another day.

And the stripper pole they received as a wedding gift? "Just decorative at this point," Josh told Women's Health.

Perhaps that's for the best.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Josh Duhamel, dressed to answer questions about that stripper? Or Josh Duhamel, dressed for a romantic weekend at home? Neither -- it's just Josh Duhamel dressed for work on "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." Credit: Jaimie Trueblood / Paramount Pictures.

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Carrie Prejean, solo: "It was me in the tape"

Jessica Alba cares about kids -- and has a smokin' new trailer out

No naked Harry Potter for you! (But you knew that already, right?)

Levi's rep promises "full johnson." (Did he mean "full Johnston"?)


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