The amazingly slutty antics of Jesse James have been splashed all over every news outlet for months. But Sandra Bullock’s soon-to-be ex is still trying to shut people up about all that stuff. You know, like, all that chitchat involving Nazi paraphernalia. And about James’ No. 1 mistress, that Marilyn Manson look-alike with the tattoos on her face. That kind of stuff.
We here at the Ministry are still talking about it, of course, because we can, and because it’s fun, but if James has his way, no one will be discussing his personal past when he goes to court over a business matter in coming weeks.
The Los Angeles County Superior Court case pits James against a clothing company in a deal that apparently went sour. Now, James has filed papers indicating that his personal, um, troubles should be unmentionable during the trial.
Included in the list of verboten topics, as reported by TMZ:
James’ sexual behavior. The phrase "most hated man in America" in reference to James.
The words "Nazi" or "Nazis" in reference to James.
The terms monster, skinhead, racist, homophobe, prostitute, cheating or cheater.
Any allegation that Jesse engaged in "moral turpitude."
Anything involving ...