Jennifer Aniston hates Rachel? Oh wait, she hates the Rachel -- as in, the hairstyle that helped her blow open the doors to fame on "Friends" in 1995.
She says she loves longtime hairdresser Chris McMillan, and yet, "he's the bane of my existence at the same time because he started that damn Rachel, which was not my best look," she told Allure magazine. "How do I say this?
"I think it was the ugliest haircut I've ever seen."
Ouch. That kind of breaks our heart -- but we shall survive. Especially because Aniston also told the mag she doesn't get "The Bachelor" and how the women on the show "have three dates ... or something, and they're weeping as though they've just lost the love of their life." The Ministry, for the record, weeps at the notion of one day having three dates or something.
Is your loyalty with the Rachel or the current "Jennifer" locks?
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photos: Jennifer Aniston at the People's Choice Awards on Jan. 5, 2011, left, and rocking "the Rachel" haircut in a 1995 promotional shot for "Friends." Credits: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, left; Andrew Eccles / NBC