[POLL] USC-UCLA 2009 is decided -- now it's UCLA vs. USC vs. 'Glee'

 
The Bruins and Trojans met Saturday night and, after a bit of a crowd kerfuffle on the field, the crosstown rivalry was settled for yet another year.

But this is Hollywood, and there's one last score to settle: UCLA versus USC versus the coaches, football players and cheerleaders of the Fox series "Glee."

[For the record: A previous version of this post said the teams met Friday night. Why did it say that? Because the Ministry clearly needed some sleep. The 2009 incarnation of the UCLA-USC game, which the Ministry did indeed watch, was played Saturday, Nov. 28, with a 7 p.m. kickoff.]

First, the players:

Vote for your faves -- and remember, there are more pics and polls (of coaches and cheerleaders) after the jump.

Johnny Depp, sexiest man alive? It's sexy opinion time

People magazine has released its annual list of the 100 Sexiest Men Alive, with Johnny Depp taking the lead as THE sexiest man alive in 2009.

Others on People's list? Adam Lambert, Nick Cannon, Robert Downey Jr. and the hot trio of guys from "Glee" -- Matthew Morrison, Cory Monteith and Mark Salling. 

We're not at all disappointed with People's pick -- even with the crush we have on Mr. Schuster. What's not to love about pirates and boy bands? (Though, hey, what about Chris Colfer?)

But your mileage may vary -- so the Ministry's Division of Absolutely Accurate Online Statistics is conducting research.

All results are, of course, completely nonscientific. And that's why we love them.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

Photo: Is this guy sexy or what? Say what? Johnny Depp attends the Museum of Modern Art's film benefit tribute to Tim Burton on Nov. 17, 2009, in New York. Credit: Evan Agostini / Associated Press.

MORE nonscientific online polls conducted by the Division of Absolutely Accurate Statistics:

Who's the worst celebrity influence on the planet? Nay, in the solar system!

If an artist such as Britney Spears lip-synchs in concert, what is the appropriate response?

If the Miss USA gay marriage question had been a bar brawl instead, who would you put in the angel costume?