Formerly bisexual and newly lesbian drama queen Tila Tequila announced Sunday night on Twitter -- hey, it's cheaper than using Crane's stationery and stamps -- that she's pregnant with her brother's baby. And going to be a surrogate mom. And it's a Christmas gift.
We're not sure in what order.
Whether she's actually pregnant, or just planning to become pregnant, is unclear. Tila has, after all, declared pregnancy -- or not -- in the past. (We do, however, have good reason to believe that non-lesbian Rachel Uchitel is not even close to pregnant, so, whew-what-a-relief on that one.)
But Tila's pregnancy sounds sort of like when she was suddenly "married" about 14 minutes into a UStream video announcing her engagement to heiress Casey Johnson (the "wifey" who coincidentally is trying to regain custody of her daughter her daughter, Ava, from her mother).
Details, shmetails -- what do they matter if you're simultaneously delivering a perfectly executed accidental nipple slip, right?
Guess it also wouldn't matter if ...