PARTY OF NO! Tatum O'Neal rumors edition, plus Arnold and Maria
It's been a good long time since the Ministry of Gossip did a good ol' "Party of No" post, in which we celebrate what's not going on. No way we can let that continue, right? So pull up a chair and the Friday evening beverage of your choice, and let's get this party started.
Is Tatum O'Neal in rehab after alleged cocaine relapse? Her rep tells E! News definitely no, that's not the truth. Rather, back surgery and the attendant pain meds -- to be administered in a supervised, no-temptation setting, given Tatum's past -- have laid up the actress. Alas, an inquiry from the Ministry to her manager got no answer.
Rumor has it that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver may be saying no to divorce, with a New York Post report alleging that they're seeking marriage counseling, and noting that despite Maria's divorce filing, the two have no court dates scheduled until July 2016.
Lil Wayne was a no-show on Jimmy Kimmel's show Thursday night; Kimmel figured no problem and proceeded to hire a Weezy impersonator to do the interview, MTV reports. Alas, the impersonator bore little or no resemblance to the original.
No, Kristin Chenoweth was not immune to bullying when she was in high school, she tells Parade. She knows what kids are going through.
Are Lea Michele and Cory Monteith "hooking up," which an Us Weekly source says is a no-brainer? For the love of "Glee," we hope the answer is no.
And finally, "The Hunger Games" is not opening this weekend -- that's not until March 23 -- but there's no waiting to see the movie's most recent clip, in which Jennifer Lawrence's Katniss Evergreen reveals she has no rivals when it comes to archery.
Photos: Tatum O'Neal, left; Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger; Lil Wayne. Credits: Evan Agostini / Associated Press, left; Wally Skalij / Los Angeles Times, center; Allen J. Schaben / Los Angeles Times, right.