‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ reunion teases epic drama

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When it comes to the ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,’ the Ministry can’t decide what it enjoys more -- the weekly saga of Botox, badmouthing and booze or the epic reunion special that provides all that mess. Exponentially.

Bravo has released a teaser, below, for the second season reunion special that will air in three (three!) parts featuring the first post-rehab interview with Kim Richards. This is followed by a good ol’ fashioned nuclear meltdown with cast members Kyle Richards, Taylor Armstrong, Lisa Vanderpump, Adrianne Maloof and Brandi Glanville.

What can you expect from revisiting the season, struck with tragedy before it began airing, come part one on Monday?

Class all the way: Glanville translates her favorite expression, ‘I’ll ... kill you,’ when used in a social context, as well as her affinity for Vanderpump’s husband, Ken. Kyle Richards will spell out obscenities for female anatomy as received via text message. Armstrong’s lips will just...keep happening.

Revelation: Show champion and major benefactor from the success of the franchise Andy Cohen will sit down with Kim Richards to discuss her time in rehab -- and the addiction she was treated for. ‘I’m an alcoholic,’ Kim confesses.

Cringe: From what the teaser offers, we see Taylor Armstrong confronted about potentially exploiting the suicide of her husband, the possibility she believes his death was a murder, fixing a dislocated jaw over a toilet and various attacks from her cast members for, like, whatever.

As this is a teaser, trust us -- there’s just so much more. And we’ll be here watching.

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The cast of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.’ Credit: Bravo