Demi Moore is back. Or is naked Demi Moore all a front?
Well, to be fair, the shot above right, posted Friday, is the first time she's gone all-out topless; so far we’ve seen Demi in a bikini, Demi bending over and regaling us with her panty-clad buttocks and Demi in bed wearing nothing but glasses and what looks like nothing but a sheet. So this is Demi’s nakedest Twitter shot yet!
We could partner with a celebrity therapist of some erudite stripe, and, together, wax forth on what this all means about Demi's brain. (Have we seen any Twitter pics of Demi's brain? Geez, get on that, Demi.) Is this a case of exhibitionism? Narcissism? Some nefarious combination therein? Well, it would be totally irresponsible to diagnose Moore like that while having met only her back. So instead, we’ll note something else.
Her project slate. Which, for the record, is slimmer than Moore's very trim back.
Note that Moore is currently filming a comedy called "Magic Mike," playing a supporting role to Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer and Olivia Munn. (No comment.) Moore also plays Miley Cyrus' mom in the yet-to-be-released-stateside comedy "LOL." According to reports, Moore has lines such as, "You're my daughter, and I won't let you turn into a porn star!"
Beyond that, Moore has no announced films, as far as the, well, naked eye can see. (Thank you! We'll be here all week.)
Could the two facts -- a half-naked tweet, a lack of work -- be related? Well, in the old-timey days before Twitter, over-40 stars would often stage paparazzi photo ops in bikinis, a not-so-subtle assertion that the actress can still keep it tight, and her agent would sure like to hear from you.
Was that Moore's motive? Put it this way: If our work schedule looked like hers, we’d probably strip on Twitter too.
-- Leslie Gornstein
Photos: Classic 1990s glossy-magazine naked Demi Moore, left, and postmodern, social media, naked-self-portrait Demi Moore, right. Credits: Vanity Fair, left; Demi Moore / Twitpic, right.