Lady Gaga finally has a penis -- thanks to Jo Calderone [Poll]
Lady Gaga reportedly wore a prosthetic penis to the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, making her Jo Calderone alter ego portrayal seem that much more, um, real.
The dish comes courtesy of an anonymous insider speaking to Us Magazine, and we're simply not going to question it, given the epic nature and societal significance of the revelation.
Another delicious detail? The "drag king" packed that package in Armani underwear, Us said.
Word of the penis no doubt comes as good news to those in the "Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite" camp, circa 2008. No chorus of "We told you so," please -- it's just as fake as it ever was.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: Britney Spears gets her Video Vanguard award from Lady Gaga in the guise of a parts-packing Jo Calderone at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. on Aug. 28. Credit: Matt Sayles / Associated Press