Kendall Jenner summoned by Justin Bieber for a double date
For on the ninth day of the eighth month of the 2011th year, in a time of great darkness leading up to the apocalyptic wedding of Kardashian elder Kim, it was written that Kendall Jenner, also of the clan Kardashian, should consider partaking of a date with Justin Bieber's buddy Julian Swirsky, 16 years old and a prominent member of the Friends of Bieber clan.
Thus it was written, on Twitter, by Bieber, who at 17 ruleth over many tribes: "Hey @Kendalljenner you should let my boy @iamjulkeyz take you on a date."
Respondeth the 15-year-old model, Kendall? "Only if you & @selenagomez join! :) #DoubleDate."
So it was written, and so it shall be done.
As long as all of their publicists can work out a time and place.
-- Christie D'Zurilla
Photo: That's Kendall Jenner, second from left, with Kylie Jenner, second from right, and Khloe, left, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian at the Teen Choice Awards on Aug. 7, 2011. Credit: Danny Moloshok / Reuters