Happy Memorial Day from the Ministry and 'Chloe Sevigny'
And so another holiday passes for which we can bring you a tribute from the Ministry's beloved Chloë Sevigny impersonator.
"Chloe" defines Memorial Day as a time to reflect on her favorite things past — like friendship with Julia Stiles, stirrup pants and sunflower hats, jackal-feedings in Kilimanjaro and her grandmother's dinner prayers.
"Let's take this time to remember our memories," Chloe encourages.
While the spoof makes us smile, let us not forget what Memorial Day actually represents. And here's wishing you a safe one.
— Matt Donnelly