Christina Hendricks: My breasts are real -- and why are you asking?
"They're so obviously real," the "Mad Men" actress said in a recent interview. Now why are you asking, you nosy, inexperienced little perv?
"Anyone who's ever seen or touched a breast would know," she surmises with the U.K.'s Daily Mail magazine You. Furthermore, she finds herself the definitive natural woman and should not be inspiring any questions about implants or other surgical enhancements.
"If there's anything to be learned from me it's that I'm learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it's sometimes been inconvenient," Hendricks said.
While simplicities like shopping have been tough for the voluptuous redhead, she's come to accept her shape. So there.
-- Matt Donnelly
Photo: Christina Hendricks attends the Los Angeles opening of Vivienne Westwood's flagship boutique. Credit: Frazer Harrison / Getty Images