Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka and Danielle Staub together at last?
The oft-loathed reality stars — she of Speidi infamy and he of "The Bachelor" bizarro-land — were spotted alongside Staub (the also-oft-loathed New Jersey housewife) and other reality series alumni, said to make up the cast of a new VH1 show. They're supposed to get a restaurant up and running in 28 days, according to People.
So if you thought each of these reality semi-stars was cringe-inducing on his/her own, try not to imagine what they'll be like altogether. Chills.
"They are revamping a restaurant from the ground up. They started shooting this past weekend," a source told the mag.
File that under: Really?! Gordon Ramsay must be fuming with sweaty bullets of rage right about now.
What do you think of this trio? Will you watch whatever it is they're cooking up?
— Nardine Saad
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Photo: Left, Danielle Staub on Feb. 15, 2011. Credit: Marc Stamas / Getty Images. Center, Jake Pavelka in April 2010. Credit: Matt Sayles / Associated Press. Right, Heidi Montag on Nov. 16, 2009. Credit: Will Ragozzino / Getty Images.