Charlie Sheen dumped: Goddess did it by text message, he says
Charlie Sheen was dumped by "goddess" Rachel Oberlin via text message, he reportedly revealed during the question-and-answer portion of his Saturday show in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., where he also explained why he won't be voting for Donald Trump for president.
Too bad, so sad, Charlie. He'd said on stage April 17 that Oberlin -- porn name Bree Olson -- had bailed on the "Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" tour because she was homesick, or maybe, he hinted, because she wanted to have sex with people who were not Mr. Sheen. The adult-film actress, 24, at first denied breaking up with Sheen, again, but was reportedly back with her folks in Indiana as of Saturday, the New York Post said. Looks as if her mom might worry a little bit less now.
Sheen, whose family court date last Tuesday made him an hour late to his show in Washington, D.C., will send his lawyers into action again this Tuesday to pick up where they left off on that other little matter: his $100-million lawsuit against his former "Two and a Half Men" employers, and whether that will be settled in arbitration or in the court system.
By the way, the police escort that allowed Sheen's ride to barrel along at 80 mph from the airport to the show in D.C. last week? It's being investigated. A police commander didn't know officers had escorted Sheen, according to a D.C. police email obtained Monday by the Associated Press. Several policies appear to have been broken, Police Chief Cathy Lanier told the AP.
And about Trump? Calling it reason enough not to vote for him, Sheen told the Florida audience that to cheer up the actor a while back at "The Celebrity Apprentice" boss' Mar-a-Lago club, the Donald gave him a pair of fake Harry Winston cuff links. The warlock added that he didn't realize the baubles were CZs and tin, rather than diamonds and platinum, until he had them appraised during divorce negotiations with Brooke Mueller.
Hmm. We might not vote for a guy who actually believed Donald Trump had handed him a pair of $100,000 cuff links as a turn-that-frown-upside-down gift. And then needed an appraiser to tell him those weren't diamonds set in platinum.
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Photo: Rachel Oberlin, left, onstage with Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenley at Radio City Music Hall in New York on April 8. Credit: Charles Sykes / Associated Press
in what non-reality, glue fume-inhaled alternate universe is this loser moron 'winning'?
Posted by: tremayfreon caudwell | Apr 25, 2011 at 04:45 PM
really, who cares, the bimbo has a clear thought... too late, you are a skank
Posted by: proudmonkey | Apr 25, 2011 at 05:02 PM
The man is in a fog. I guess he will see it someday. It is his children and family who are the silent ones. Steve Mc Queen was a real rogue. Charlie your no Steve Mc Queen. Dixie Chicks blew it ;your still in the batters cage which way your going to swing. I love your show still watch it every evening. I know every thing before it happens but still laugh. Have to sepoerate the character from the real person. Good luck charlie
Posted by: Jerry sheppard | Apr 25, 2011 at 05:04 PM
Good for Bree, wish her all the best of luck now that she dropped the idiot, love her
Posted by: Anthony Pacifico | Apr 25, 2011 at 05:22 PM
OH charlie i love you so much,i see all these jams you keep getting yourself into,you are a prince of a man,but you are directing you good energy the wrong direction,you need to do another movie,like lawrence of arabia,and knock us women off our feet.you have tenor the looks and the mocksie for the film you are romantic,you have it all,do a movie charlie..i will be waiting to see you in this movie...love you always judy,one of your greatest fans that would love to be with you..
Posted by: judy cassel | Apr 25, 2011 at 05:24 PM
LOL..Wonder if he still thinks he is WINNING!!!!
Posted by: Triple R | Apr 25, 2011 at 05:37 PM
How dumb are you people she will come back to money bags
Posted by: gerg | Apr 25, 2011 at 06:18 PM
NO ONE WANTS TO VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP, SO WHY SHOULD BE SURPRISED WHEN ANOTHER CELEBRITY SAYS THEY WON'T AS WELL??!! THIS ISN'T NEWS.
Posted by: Shatisha | Apr 25, 2011 at 06:33 PM
At least one of them came to their senses and dumped the looser.
Posted by: Jeffrey | Apr 25, 2011 at 06:36 PM
Charlie Sheen has been the biggest joke on the planet since his stupid behavior got him permanently dismissed from Two and a Half Men. He could have had the same distinguished career his dad had. But NO he had to sell himself off to drugs, stupid behavior and every poor girl who thought she'd become "somebody" by associating with Charlie Sheen. My heart continues to ache for the parents who have supported him and prayed for him for so long. The pain they are in is not calcuable. The cost of his behavior isn't either. When he finally "sees the light" it's going to overwhelm him.
Posted by: Mary | Apr 25, 2011 at 06:58 PM
To bad, so sad!
Posted by: Rachel | Apr 25, 2011 at 07:25 PM
This is what America is interested in? And we wonder why we're in so much trouble with our deficit, 3 wars, unemployment, and the loss of the middle class. It's idiots like this guy who bring a train wreck to the table for everyone to talk about. He should get help, check his ego at the door, and move on to doing something good for the planet, like disappear for a year or two. It's so damn sad.
Posted by: Bill | Apr 25, 2011 at 07:43 PM
What a gigantic waste of talent. Watched a movie he made with his bro Emilio done late '90's I believe( X-Rated )and he was incredible in it. His show on TV was the best comedy on since Seinfeld. He had the world by the tea bag and needs to get rid of these loser porn skanks & I'm sure a bunch of worming "yes" people that hang around him. They are not his true friends to let him to continue to make a worldwide ass of himself. Please Charlie get some help before it's too late. Everybody is seeing the writing on the wall. You're not "WINNING" !
Posted by: weems | Apr 25, 2011 at 07:47 PM
go back and work in Japan Bree
Posted by: leila | Apr 25, 2011 at 08:06 PM
Hey Charlie! Keep your violent Tornado of Truth in your pants! Oops, that's your violent torpedo... Well anyways, the truth is she never really loved you! It was drug/fame/lust induced and now you're free of her. Maybe now the healing will begin. Stay off the druggies and let the mind clear. Happy sailing, Buddy-boy!
Posted by: TheTileNinja | Apr 25, 2011 at 09:32 PM
Charlie, what happened to you? In 1995 you were a messed up hearty partier, but you used to speak intelligently, you used to have a heart, you used to recite poetry that you wrote. You were witty, funny, handsome and entertaining. I'll never forgive myself for calling the doc to the party. You would know what I mean if your brain wasn't too messed up to remember. You could have straightened up then. I saw a side of you that was so good, so smart. What on earth happened? How did you get so lost? I'm so sorry.
Oh and by the way, I don't know where you get your statistics from, but AA doesn't have a "recovery rate". No one keeps track of that information. People show up IF THEY WANT TO STAY SOBER!!! There are no other requirements, no one signs in, no one keeps track if you go or not. Its up to YOU to CHOOSE sobriety. Same goes for NA. I know because I go. I have 94 days clean and sober, you can do it too, you just have to want to. One thing you MUST learn is HUMILITY. Start with that. If you can figure that one out, you just might be ok.
An old friend,
Kat
Posted by: Kat | Apr 25, 2011 at 10:44 PM
Well, Charlie...(tapping my pen on the side of my desk)...about the only thing that you and I agree on now is that Donald Trump is a Big Stupid. Not a big stupid something. Just a Big Stupid.
How's your arm?
I figure as long as you can still flip a bird, you'll be alright.
As for the nice lady leaving...well, if she comes back, cool. If she doesn't, then maybe you'll just have to accept the fact that the law of averages is catching up with your age.
Enjoy Texas, but watch out for the flooding, tornadoes and wildfires over there. :P
You might be a dimwit but I still think that you deserve a happy ending.
Posted by: Ruthie Rader | Apr 25, 2011 at 11:04 PM
He looks awful.....
Posted by: Sherri | Apr 25, 2011 at 11:31 PM
man he looks old, you sure thats not his dad - her on the other hand I'm not sure she looks old enough to participate on this messege board - due to the full legal terms of using this comment form....
Posted by: michael | Apr 26, 2011 at 12:45 AM
Charlie will find new Candy, and that will most likely be her name too.
Posted by: Magic | Apr 26, 2011 at 12:53 AM
Donald Trump a fake,ha ha ha.
Posted by: Seymour7 | Apr 26, 2011 at 03:23 AM
must be nice (dam crackhead)
Posted by: wayne pierce | Apr 26, 2011 at 04:05 AM
This is the first time I feel bad for him.
All he has left is the ugly godess.
Posted by: Paul | Apr 26, 2011 at 05:00 AM
I'll go along with other posts on here. Charlie has made himself into a joke. With all this winning and warlocks and goddesses he has made it a joke. I can't see how he will ever be taken seriously again. Sad
Posted by: Steve | Apr 26, 2011 at 09:45 AM
I wonder if Charlie wants his children to act the way he is acting. At least his kids have a good Mother that can give them better guidance. The Courts were right to take his kids away from him. Amazingly, kids can turn out better than their Parents. Charlie is a good "bad" example for them.
Posted by: CH | Apr 26, 2011 at 04:42 PM