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Trudie Styler and Sting like ‘tawdry’ sex -- but really, who doesn’t?

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If Trudie Styler and Sting really do have the recipe for a lasting marriage -- apparently, tawdry sex -- then we say with gusto, get us to the tawdry church on time!

The former Police frontman and his wife, married for 18 years and together for three decades, explained to Harper’s Bazaar that their thing works because they talk frankly about what they want, actually like each other and, at 59 and 57, respectively, make up for time apart by indulging in, well, each other.

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‘When we see each other, it’s romance,’ Sting told the magazine. ‘I don’t think pedestrian sex is very interesting.’

Fortunately, wife Trudie fundamentally agrees. ‘Romantic?’ she said. ‘We like tawdry.’

Here at the Ministry, we like tawdry too. No argument on that at all. We’re with them also on ‘pedestrian’ -- it’s difficult to do it while walking. Anyone out there agree?

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-- Christie D’Zurilla

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